Entertainment Hypothetical question: You/your wife are 2 months pregnant. You're told your child...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Oct 11, 2016.

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Pick 1 option

  1. Abort. That life is not for me

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  2. Keep. That's my child and I will love it no matter what.

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    will have severe Downs Syndrome. What do you do?
     
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    Name it shivvy
     
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    :pie:
     
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    Abort it, and not because I am lazy. That's no way for a poor kid to go through life.
     
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    Abort. I'm no abortion lover, but that's too much for me.
     
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    In your honor :dontknow:
     
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    Push her out a high window. Clearly her inferior genes are the cause of a mongloid spawn. Well rid of both.
     
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    Anyone who doesn't is selfish.
     
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    Have the child, Stern needs new material

    He needs something funny to happen on that show
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I would normally say abort but if its actually happened I might think differently. Its a stupid debate on paper.
     
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    good thing its on a computer :c

    :rs:
     
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    Yeah its easy to say "kill with fire" but if it actually happened could you really kill your own kid ?
     
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    i'm not opposed to abortion
    but i would keep the child

    people in this society are pussies who see hard work and want to run from it

    life is supposed to be hard
    it makes you not a pussy



    but ultimately the decision would be the wife's and i wouldn't be upset if she got rid of the retard

    who needs all that shit?



    this was intended to be funny
    it sounds more terrible when you read it back to yourself
     
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    its like taking care of 3 year old for your entire life
     
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    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    I would make it a star like Harambe or the gal on American Horror Story.
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    I think we need the parents of actual mentally disabled children to weigh in here now and totally ruin the fun.
     
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