Hypothetical: Your 13 y/o son wants to talk

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    "Mom/Dad, I'm gay."
    How do you react?
    How do you feel?
     
  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Ummm ok son. Now what?
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    "Good for you...glad you figured it out..."; and then, I would tell him that it makes no difference on how I feel about him.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I say "everything will be fine DioJeans"
     
  5. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    and "stay away from Dawgs, there's a diddler goes by the name of DrivenbyCock"
     
  6. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'd feel good that I had such a relationship with my son that he felt comfortable coming to me in the first place. I'd be supportive so he doesn't feel like he has to hide who he is from his mother.
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Do you give good blowjobs? Bc I'm not so good at it.
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    fuck off 13 year old faggit
     
  9. Diogenes1

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    fuck off cock garage
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    He would be thrown into the chasm at Mount Taygetos.

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  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    After seeing the gay parade pics newcastle posted, i'd feel like god shit in my heart.
     
  12. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    The creepy ass cracka that stuck it up your ass...did he pay you?
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    clever
     
  14. Mack

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    It'd hurt a bit to be honest, but it certainly wouldn't affect our relationship.
     
  15. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I knew I shouldn't have taken you to choir practice!
     
  16. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    mainly because I'd know how tough the road ahead for him would be.
     
  17. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    Id tell him that the missus and I are cool with it...I would rather my kid be gay than for him to like Nickleback, or some other sort of aberrant behavior
     
  18. Diogenes1

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    I'd feel better if it was a daughter that was lesbian, so I know some stupid little arrogant fucker wont be getting her pregnant.
     
  19. Shivvy

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    I don't have a problem with it
     
  20. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Omg so true! I actually agreed with you for once.