Entertainment I almost fucked puked today walking home from the gym and suddenly thinking about @Dream Theater

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  1. garypagetwo

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    and how he likes to eat asshole. Holy fuck the thought alone had me close to collapsing right then and there in the middle of the street. Can you fucking imagine the type of dirty disgusting asshole he's shoved his tongue into and cleaned? All the sweat and shit around it, oh my god. I hope he fucking brushes his teeth with a toilet brush the sick fuck

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    You might need to step away from the internet.
     
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    Gary's gonna get shot in Malmo.:snipe:
     
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    Ever since you got butt fucked by a Scottish guy, you can't stop thinking about man ass :backlol:
    @dawg @BethSucks @Dream Theater @Rahm2015
     
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    I ain't gonna lie. That shit cracks me up. :D
     
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    Don't forget his obsession with that TV show which shows naked guys cocks.
    He claimed it was his favorite show to watch. :backlol2:
     
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    Not a fan of any asshole play.
     
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    I like to rim a chick now and then too. :dontknow:
     
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    Vile :coffee:
     
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    Conflict poster^^
     
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    Jesus Chris Gar. One night in paradise with a Scottish guy and yer screaming out of the closet. Keep that shit to yaself. :wtf:
     
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    How does one fuck puke exactly?
     
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    My friends brother told me one time during Hanukah, this Jewish girl was fucking him and she puked macaroon's all over his chest.
     
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