I almost got in a fight today!

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  1. Bodhi

    Bodhi New Member Banned User

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    First off, let me start by saying that I am a LARGE human being. I wouldn’t consider myself fat, but I’m very broad and thick. I am 6’6†tall, weigh 230 lbs, and work out quite a bit, including 9 years of Russian martial arts training. I have a thick Russian accent and, needless to say, I can be an intimidating mofo. I’ve been a brony for about 3 months, and have no shame in being so, wearing merch from the show, etc. As you can imagine, few people gave me shit about being a brony…this couldn’t be said though for some of my fellow, smaller bronies. I was at my local mall the other day (proudly rocking a 20% cooler shirt) when I came across two punks verbally bashing a kid about my age, but far, far smaller. I walked up in preparation to tell the punks too beat it, but what happened next made my blood boil. As I approached un-noticed from behind, I caught a single quote, “whatcha gonna do about it, little pony fag?†Oh it was on. As I reached the two punks from behind I decided that this opportunity was too good to pass up, and firmly set my hands (I have fucking baseball mits, guys) on their shoulders, and calmly asked, “So what up with this kid and ponies?†as though I was on their side. Punk number 1 says, “This little queer watches ‘My little Pony’, can you believe that shit?†By now the little kid has seen my shirt and knows the reference, so he’s grinning from ear to ear. Punk number 1 turns back to the little kid and says “What the fuck is so funny?†I then proceeded to lift punk number 1 off the ground by the collar of his shirt, and spoke calmly “Give this kid shit again for watching one of the best shows on T.V, and I will not be so kind as to love and tolerate, but rather beat the living shit out of you.†and dropped the punk down. By now, they’ve figured out what’s going on and punk number 1 (with whatever shred of dignity he could muster) proceeded to rally his groupie and head out. The kid thanked me profusely and called me “the hero of Equestriaâ€. Never in my life have I been more proud, and we now keep in touch, discussing new episodes and the like. While it may not teach ‘love and tolerate’ or be very humble, or very pony-friendly (sorry, but I wanted to use exact quotes) I thought you guys might want to hear the story!
    Love,
    Bodhi
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    A 6'6 230 brony? Now that I would like to see:c
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i don't read books, is there an audio version?
     
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    thick russian accent
     
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    So, you're a guy today? You should let us all know your gender for that day before the story so we don't get distracted while reading.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Aren't you supposed to be a woman?
     
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    The shit mult's back and I'm not reading that.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Negative rep. :coffee:
     
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    cool story brony
     
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    Cool story, brah.
     
  14. Bodhi

    Bodhi New Member Banned User

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    I'm pretty normal looking

    Here's me in my Equestria kilt

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  15. BrulesRules

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    Sally is slipping can't even keep the genders of his mults correct anymore.
     
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    Nice dress.
     
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    fuckin bronys...
     
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    :jj: 230? should have grabbed a different pic off image search
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    whats a brony?
     
  20. Bodhi

    Bodhi New Member Banned User

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    Fans of the show My Little Pony. It's actually really good. I'd encourage everyone to give it a shot and not just dismiss it offhand because it's "for kids"

    Here's a preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDdL4z5qfr4