I almost had a wet dream about Reggae Mistress

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. VIP Gold

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    I dont totally remember all the details but I think we were having a Dawgshed pool party or something. AG was there and he was being really cool, and I think we were all sitting down chilling having a talk and I was next to RM and then I pretty much got kinda close to her, which she didnt seem to mind, so I put my arm around her which she also didnt mind and then I started grabbing her butt and she turned around and we started making out.
    I swear if I hadnt woken up then and there the wet dream would have been a fact because alarms started going off in my head that this wasnt real and youre about to splooge yourself.

    @dawg
     
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    die
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Good thing you woke up. Any longer and AG would have eaten you both alive. Including silicone.
     
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    :quote:almost:quote:


    The fuck does that even mean?
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    RM is furiously trying to enter the witness protection program as we speak. :ucoffee:
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    If AG was in my sex dream i'd hit myself in the balls with both sock full of coins.
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

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    In Russia, both sock full of coins hits you!
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Boop boop
     
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    Me too .she was wearing tights
     
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    Sad lonely faggot :backlol:
     
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    Gary dreams of a message board :jj:
     
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    FOXXXONE wut?

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    itz Nice That all 2 of your pretend friends made it to your party
     
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    Shh. He says he doesn't celebrate his birthday because no one would come. :(
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    Haven't we all?
     
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    Gary, dreaming that you're in a pool isn't a wet dream
     
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    zip it, fatty
     
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  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. VIP Gold

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    he wasn't part of the sex dream.