WTF I almost knocked two things off my bucket list tonight... Almost

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    A threesome and sex with a black chick at the same time.

    It almost happened...

    But it didn't :nocheer:
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    No one deserves harassment for being honest :grad:
     
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    Get back to us when it happens w/pics
     
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    Way to not close the door on that bro. Nice work.
     
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    you need to up your game bro. Black women need a man in control
     
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    aborigine?
     
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    I know... I'm bummed :nocheer:
     
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    No. Black chick was from London, white chick was from Wales.
     
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    I too almost knocked one off of mine. I almost had a threesome with two 10s. But...when I left the mall with all the details worked out in my mind, they didn't follow. It was almost as if it was just my imagination.
     
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    Lesson learned.
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    I was actually in the same room with both of them. I can't fuck when I need to piss, so I went out quickly to take a leak. When I got back, the other people in the dorm totally cockblocked me.

    Yes, it was in a hostel and I was about to fuck two girls in a dorm filled with a bunch of other people.











    But I didn't.


    :nocheer:
     
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    run out of rufi's bummer dude. you'll get her next time
     
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    And together they had one set of good teef
     
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    You'll get there, bro. Good luck
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Better luck next time!
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    The black chick was kinda chubby the but she was kinky and crazy. I seriously wanted to bang her.

    The white chick was petite, which is exactly what I like. I wanted to bang her too.

    I'm frustrated.

    Thanks, dude.
     
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    Hopefully not because the black chick turned out to be a dude.
     
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    Did you tell them that you are the Dutch Ambassador to the Dawg Shed? They both would have dropped to their knees and fought to get the dick in their mouths.
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    They both were seriously into it. Especially there black girl. The white chick just went along with everything. On a walk back from the bar we were all over each other. I'm sure it was gonna be awesome.

    Goddamnit.
     
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    Can't negotiate with hookers... I always pay major buckss for top quality 3 somes
     
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