i almost shit my pants atvwork and had poopievwater going down my leg

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Going to start a new diet
     
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  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    O-ring blowed out?
     
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  3. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP

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    Interesting.


    Thanks for sharing
     
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  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I hate when that happens.
     
  5. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    Good call.
     
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  6. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Voted least likely to trust a fart: Super Mario.
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    mmmmmnnnn, poopiewater.

    :c
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Wait, 2manboobs mult?
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    :spit: :lol:
     
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    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    :lol:
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    In 3rd grade
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Better not wear white socks. :toptip:
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Sorry Mario. I am not laughing about you going on a diet just that this is exactly what @Tuesday said would happen.

    Thought of you lifting a full ice bucket then having to slam it back and scurry to the bathroom is cracking me up. :jj:
     
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  16. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    BTW, if poopy water is running down your legs, you didn't almost shit your pants, you shit your pants.
     
  17. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    time to replace it before he has any questionable farts
     
  18. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    i get a feeling he's going to regret mentioning all this one day.
     
  19. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Hi Mario. Sorry about the poopywater.
     
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  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I read that post title like Mr. Dracula
     
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