I almost won gold at the Olympics

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  1. Teeney

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    But my penis dashed my dreams!

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    kewl
     
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    Ho Lee Fuk!
     
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    Asian man have big cark.
     
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    Sauce on Pole
     
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    That guy is gonna be a Herro when he gets home.

    Even more than if he won the gold.
     
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    No way Asian guy has a big penis.
     
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    That boy is packin!
     
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    I heard @baltimore mikes wife wants to go home all of a sudden.
     
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    fortune cookie
     
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    BAC!
     
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    RoadRageMike.png~original.png
     
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    Long Dong Cok
     
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    Shoulda tried out for the pole vault
     
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    Moike, mama reed me. I crum back I promise.
     
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    Teeney starting a thread??
    This is a banner day!
     
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    He was cock blocked! He deserves a do over!
     
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    :salute:
     
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