I am 35 years old

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Feb 16, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    And until this weekend I honestly thought putting your money into CD's meant literally investing your money into a compact disc collection :facepalm:


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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :wtf:
     
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    HelloCleveland! Well-Known Member

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    What a fucking dipshit.
     
  4. drunkmonkey

    drunkmonkey Shit Mult Banned User

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    you will perish soon
     
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    Hooper45 Shit Mult Banned User

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    Not surprising
     
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    drunkmonkey Shit Mult Banned User

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    and then go to bababooey land
     
  7. Sea Slob

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    Way too many dog avatar posters here
     
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    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    not true, but I'm sure many will consider it hillarious
     
  9. drunkmonkey

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  10. DarkFriday

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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    It's sadly absolutely true
     
  12. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    That's pretty dumb.
     
  13. XuXu

    XuXu VIP Extreme Gold

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    Do you have a 401k plan available at work?
     
  14. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? Gold

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    You didn't think that 401k was the name of a bank did you?
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Also, on a related note I'm now having to learn about interest rates

    Is .99% on a savings account good
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wut
     
  17. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    He confused it with A-1 sauce :facepalm:
     
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    drunkmonkey Shit Mult Banned User

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    fuck that shit you should have invested in pogs like i did
     
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    HOLIC MADMAN

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  20. XuXu

    XuXu VIP Extreme Gold

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    anything under the rate of inflation is basically losing money