I am a bad, bad, dirty old woman.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :facepalm:

    My fence guy came today, he's the little brother of a public school friend/ high school friend, that I dated once and am still great friends with. I got a great quote, for a pretty large pain-in-the-ass job.

    I couldn't stop staring. He's 6'2, and built like a rock statue.

    I had my excuses....with the fence down, I had to sit on the back deck to keep my eye on the dog.

    And I had sunglasses on.

    He's only 26 though....I felt like a dirty old bird.

    .....when it started to rain, and the boy was out there with rain beading down his muscular arms, and dripping off of his chiseled 20-something face.......

    uchhhhhhhh

    I'm a bad person. :facepalm:
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    did you jerk off?
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    That boy has no idea the dirty things he did with me in my head today.

    He's a disgusting fellow.
     
  5. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Did you finish the job?
     
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    Pounce on him cougar! :pimp:
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    He's going to finish the job tomorrow.

    I'll probably have it finished twice before then.
     
  9. VAsiCkBoy

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    wear a bikini on the deck tomorrow......that'll get him
     
  10. latin mami

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    umm, keep going...
     
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    I wonder if this fence guy is banging a lot of his customers.
     
  12. DarkFriday

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  13. Tigger Please

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    Pics?
     
  14. ralphberries

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    Flash him a few times on accident.He will love it!
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    What's the name of the company again?
     
  16. Satori Brah

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    :slick:
     
  17. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    since you fucked his old man way back, mabey he's yours:dontknow:
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    wow....who the fuck is that broad?
     
  20. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    He's probably typing on some board how he put up a fence for this hot milf today. :ucoffee: