i am a jerk off, literally

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Sep 24, 2013.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    lol. how fucking funny is that. :jj:
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    "ya fucking jerk off!"

    totally bro. :jj:
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    hmmm
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    no replies please. this thread speaks for itself.
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    They can't all be winners bro.
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    op's a fucking jerkoff.
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i was jerking off to pawg porn last night (phat ass white girls). tonight? dawg porn.
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  9. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    :omg:
     
  10. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Wanker.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i crank my shit at least 4 times a day. once when i wake up, once when gf is in the shower, and twice before bed. minimum.

    i'm hardcore bwn.
     
  12. squigglyline

    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    That's a lot'a JO. You're never gonna shoot ropes... :grad:
     
  13. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    your sweet ol dead granny is watching you
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    if for whatever reason i miss a day or two of jerking off, the next release i have is fucking amazing. and big.

    i've thought of that before. it made me horny.
     
  15. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Dink, nikkerz is back...and single. I asked her if she'd let you give her a cleveland steamer if you took her out for a nice dinner of mutton and field greens. She said no, but I could tell there was some hesitation. I think you could charm her into a little scat play.
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm def not into scat, but in general i think i respect nikkerz too much to have sex with her. i can only have non-committed sex with someone i don't respect at all.
     
  17. squigglyline

    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    So, you're saying there's a chance...
     
  18. Nikkerz

    Nikkerz VIP Extreme Gold

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    Never said I was single. Just not FUCKING anyone. ;)
     
  19. Nikkerz

    Nikkerz VIP Extreme Gold

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    Lol. Hi sweets!
     
  20. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Nikkerz hai!