I am a mail carrier

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  1. bozeman

    bozeman Active Member

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    I will answer all your questions here.

    Yes I have been attacked by pitbulls multiple times in latino neighborhoods.

    I work in a very diverse city. Blacks, whites and mexicans. Upper middle class to welfare checks. I have seen it all and know how everyone lives.

    I will answer any questions you may have.
     
  2. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    Are you Filipino?
     
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    pickles3000 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    As a paying customer, why do you automatically hate me?
     
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    pickles3000 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Does the USPS receive a special monetary bonus when lines are 50 customers deep?
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    There's a guy at my post office who looks like Seth Rogen but not funny at all. Would you ask him if he knows who I am, I'm there a lot.
     
  7. pickles3000

    pickles3000 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Do USPS employees sit in a back room and laugh their balls off when there's only one clerk on duty for roughly 100 waiting customers?
     
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    Have you or any of your co-workers gone "postal"?
     
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    I do not work inside the post office, being on the outside I will only hate you if you tell me to not walk on your lawn, or if you live in apartments and never clean out your box.
     
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    Do you feel at all responsible for the charade of keeping a dying, bloated, bankrupt, dinosaur afloat with taxpayers money?
     
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    pickles3000 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    As a USPS employee, can you tell the difference between this:
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    And this:
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  12. bozeman

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    No unfortunately they are probably working sorting and getting yelled at by management. All our movements inside and out are tracked, so there really isnt much dicking around despite popular belief.
     
  13. Beefus and Wigward lies

    Beefus and Wigward lies Hurts so good.

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    Ever got laid on your route or been propositioned?
     
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    Have you ever ripped a cologne sample out of magazine and rubbed it on yourself before a date?
     
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    bozeman Active Member

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    Maybe before the amazon deal. But not after. Unless you want to get gouged for the garbage you order online. Still way cheaper than fed ex and ups.

    Also old people still love magazines and mail. Especially publishers clearinghouse.
     
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    Yes. I do treat my parcels with care, most carriers do. Most damaged is done by the shipping and sorting department.
     
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    Has a talking demon dog on your route ever commanded you to shoot people with a .44?
     
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    Is your name Newman?
     
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    Zip codes don't mean anything, right?
     
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    Why do you always press the buzzer twice?