I am about to become a Geico customer

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Oct 16, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What do you faggots think about that
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Fan of those caveman commercial are ya?
     
  5. JJR

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    15%?
     
  6. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    Good luck trying to collect, sucker. :jj:
     
  7. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    Is your little vehicle even considered a car?
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No I hate those but I am in dire straits
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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  10. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    flo from progressive blew me at a truck stop.

















    I'm still w/ geico, though and love it.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Shut up

    Just because the only vehicle you can fit in is a battleship
     
  12. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    :nojj:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You guys are pissing me off
     
  15. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    For real though, Progressive is way cheaper than Geico. They give you the thing to plug in your car and you lie for a month and drive the speed limit and dont buy weed from black people at 3 a.m. and you get like a HUGE discount.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Progressive gave me a higher quote so fuck them
     
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    You have a shitty driving record?
     
  18. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    You have DUIs or anything?
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yeah but that was 6 years ago

    I got in a little trouble last year though :nojj:
     
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    Geico is notorious for not paying out on claims