I am also drunk as hello but don't feel like puking...

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  1. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Because I am not a lightweight faggit like Sir Borksalot.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    how many more days?
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    We leave to go out there on Friday.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I said drunk as hello.

    :jj:

    Ima leave it
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    There's no shame in puking. It can be invigorating. And think of the calories that you won't add.
     
  6. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Puking is gay and faggit.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Plus I spent a lot on dinner tonight. We went to the House of Prime Rib. Too expensive to puke.
     
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    but if you do you get to enjoy the flavor twice. :dontknow:
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Nasty as fuck.
     
  10. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    VeeB has no gag reflex. Got her out of a ticket.
     
  11. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I bet you could swallow a Mandingo all the way to his sack.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    You'd lose that bet. Don't make me revoke your 5% coupons.
     
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    how far down on the shaft do you usually make it?








    :pie:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Not nearly as far as the dented one.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    well in all fairness, that guy's like the Kielbasa Queen of Myrtle Beach.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    You can coil a fire hose in his throat.
     
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    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    Pep Nips.
     
  18. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Once I get you up there, I'll be holding you so near, you may hear, angels tear cuz we're together
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    PACK UP LET'S FLY AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
     
  20. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I have the best fucking Pandora station in all of the land. IN ALL OF THE LAND