I am an evil genius

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    A while back I was able to convince my Mom that this place is called Pantera bread, simply by calling it that repeatedly around her, and being that she has no frame of reference and doesn't know who Pantera is, she now believes that's actually the name and she'll say it to people and I'm all like ROFL.

    So now I'm working on a new diabolical plan that involves my coworker. Every now and then, the head honchos here go to this big meeting, it's some sort of electrical products expo or conference or some shit, and I don't know what the acronym for the event stands for but it sounds very similar to NAMBLA.

    The end game, obviously, is to use the power of suggestion to implant NAMBLA in my coworker's head through repeated intentional misuses of it, to the point where it supplants the actual name of the conference in his memory. This should not be difficult, he is something of a dumbfuck and already mispronounces/misuses half the words he says anyway. And when that wonderful day comes that a customer calls and asks for the CEO of the company, and my coworker informs them that he cannot come because he is at NAMBLA this week, my lulz shall be heard throughout the land.


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    Pantera bread! :lol:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    can your mom read though? there clearly no "t" in Panera
     
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    Yeah but how often are you bothering to read the name on the sign before going in? If she SEES Panera once, but HEARS me say Pantera 20 times, she's calling it Pantera.
     
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    Also this is not about my Mom you fuckin dick
     
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    it kind of is, she was your first subject in these types of experiments, had it failed on her then you wouldnt be trying it on your coworker
     
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    Good game
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It wasn't intentional with her, I'd call it that because my sister would laugh, but then I noticed my Mom was saying it and I was like OMG I'M A WIZARD
     
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    Are you talking about the North American Broadcasters Association (NABA) convention in Las Vegas?
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Negative
     
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    Too subtle .. License and registration, CHICKENFUCKER !
     
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    Since when is a burger grill considered a co worker?
     
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    My mom says "Walmarts" all the time no matter how many times I tell her it is "Walmart."
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My Mom can't say "wash" without adding a fucking R to it

    So it's "warshing machine" and "Warshington" :facepalm:
     
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    April 14th to the 19th?
     
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    My cousins in New York do that. Robin Quivers says "warter" all the time too.
     
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    No
     
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    Maybe it actually is NAMBLA then. Is scrambler going?
     
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    I knew a kid who named one of his dogs "Sepultura", so it was always funny hearing his mom(who looked like "Mom") yelling stuff outside like, "Sepultura! Get back here!"






    (Maybe you'll convince enough people that Panera is Pantera and it will eventually evolve like in the movie "Idiocracy" when "Fuddruckers" eventually becomes "Buttfuckers". It could happen. :) )