I am at a restaurant and now have to pinch a loaf. .what to do?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Knew I should have gone before I left. ..

    Public toilets even in nice places are iffy under any circumstance
     
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    Best of luck to you, X :)
     
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    Did you bring wipes like Howard?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    This is the first time in your life you've had to make this decision?
     
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    I am going to squeeze... hope I don't blow a o ring
     
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    Drop it, please report back.:asian::babs:
     
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    You know what to do. You know what to do.
     
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    Yes .... never like piling dinner on top of lunch
     
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    Two words. Upper Decker. :grad:
     
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    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    This.
     
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    Just be thankful you don't have a watery problem from some bad Chinese food from lunch.
     
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    At least yr not at a bar
     
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    11th grade
     
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    Ok just look inside the bathroom.. it smells like someone threw up warm Indian food into a dirty diaper
     
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    Early bird special?
     
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    Are you with people you like, in a place you want to be? If not, shitting your pants is a sure fire way to get out of just about anything. :grad:

    Sure it may be a little humiliating and uncomfortable until you get changed, which is why if you are planning on this, bringing extra clothes is a great idea, obviously this is not an optinon here. But Believe me, no one will question your decision to leave.

    If by chance you are with people you like, what advice did they offer?
     
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    I am alone on my way to work
     
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