I am at Knotts Scary Farm Halloween Haunt cuz it's my favorite

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    In line for Tooth Fairy maze the ball and chain and I decided to get a head start on Halloween. ....

    But not before eatting a few home made cookies. .....fuck I am baked

    Anyway cheers
     
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    :cheer: have fun!
     
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    Are you wearing a diaper so you don't miss any of the action?
     
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    Are you a degenerate? Standing in line for a roller coaster?
     
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    Went there 6 years ago with my wife and her 5'4" mother. Some hulking 250 pound 7 foot douche dress like Jason jumped out from a corner and scared the MIL so she pushed him. The big pussy had her thrown out or the maze.
     
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    Knott's Scary Farm.:giggle: Guess you have tickets next door for Disneyland's Mickey's Very Merry Christmas in December too :facepalm:.
     
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    Oh hell no
     
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    Later that evening we were walking through another maze and I cam across 4-5 you black girls huddled in a corner. One girl motions for me to go past their group. As I turn the corner I can see on of the characters dressed as a bloody skeleton perched on a railing. There was a clear gleam in his eye betraying the fact he was human and not a figure. As I passed the group of girls the first girl grabbed the back of my T-shirt and buried her face in it (bent over). The remaining girls lined up in a similar fashion. When our little train got half past the actor he leaped from the rail shaking his can of bolts and washer. The girls exploded like a group of cockroaches ... shrieking and running into each other and the walls. It just so happened that this was at the end of the maze and one girl managed to find an exit into a gift shop. The remaining girls whooshed out. Skeletor and me were laughing so hard we actually had to hold each other up. I exited the maze still laughing to find the girls still wailing and crying in the gift shop "Oh Lawsy!". My wife didn't understand what was so funny.
     
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    Hey Richard, this is your dad. Your sister knows someone who had a panic attack at one of them places. Might want to think about it. It would be hell if you ruined your Simpsons boxers. Anyway, take care Bub.
     
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    mmmm did she have pumpkin beer? cuz thats my favorite...
     
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    No offense but neither do I.
     
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    I read this shit twice and still have no idea wtf you are talking about...
     
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    are you related to Richard Christy? he would love hanging with you!!!!
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    This one time, at band camp....
     
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    I don't know anybody that has anything going on that would go to an amusement park.
     
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    :nocheer:
     
  17. SlinkyNeckStern

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    Seriously. An amusement park? What kind of person would do that Robi...err Cookie?
     
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    I love amusement parks.
    :dontknow:
     
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    Me too.
     
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    I read that in Richard's dad's voice :lol:
     
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