I am Beth Stern

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth Stern, Nov 20, 2014.

  1. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    I am so ashamed of my screen name.

    What is wrong with me that I chose it? Am I her? Guilt by association? I do love tight dresses and vampy heels. And I am a blonde. And tall. Oh God....[​IMG]
     
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    ...boobs please. :coffee:
     
  3. Blur

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    We forgive you. Kinda. Stay away from any famewhoring, golddigging, sheikfucking and kittenpimping, and you'll be just fine.
     
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    You should have kept Ostrosky.

    Seriously though, you can change your name with Shed Administration.
     
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    But that would be wrong. And not fun. And not funny.
     
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    At least you recognize that being Beth Stern is not always something to be proud of. Good for you! If only the "real" Beth would feel the same way......

    Feel free to get a new name! :toptip:
     
  10. Beth Stern

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    Sure, bend over. I've got a strap on. :rolleyes:
     
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    rub your clit
     
  12. Beth Stern

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    Boobs? You want boobs? OK you got boobs![​IMG]
     
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    tell us something we dont know Mrs Stern.



    :c
     
  14. Big Bad Booey

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    Howard Stern? I just hang with him like a little bird. Flip him over just letting him hang. Get a little monkey get a little banana shoots. You know we walk down the street. Like a banana.
     
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    i'm going to fuck fuck your green bird
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I love Pam....
     
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    I think you are extremely confused. No shame in the name. The shame should be coming from marrying the wigged Homo. Now man up and tell everybody about what it's really like to be married to that psychotic hermaphrodite
     
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    Still horsing around with Nacho?
     
  20. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    Every night is Nacho night ;)
     
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