Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Aug 11, 2014.
And it is fucking Monday
How did your weekend go you pack of faggots?
Miss Chriza made guacamole
I picked out a new pair of shoes.
They probably make you look sexy
You get laid? You seem like you are in a much better mood today.
I did in fact
I am however very tired and trying to figure out how to set up a fantasy football league
I visited my uncle in the hospital then went home and played Halo 4. I also went to a Polish grocery store and bought some good Polish food. No pics though.
Also I heard some car racer guy killed someone?
Guac is good food. What else did she put in there?
I helped throw a baby shower for an asshole girl who was an hour late to the 2 hour party.
This girl is such a pain in the ass. Her mom got killed by a drunk driver a year ago and when she called and told me, I immediately felt sorry for my future self for having to listen to her cry about it for the next 10 years.
You're a good friend.
Went to an A's game. Watched my friend's kids kick I ass in a play. Banged a redhead who goes retro. Good times.
That's what they tell me.
And other stuff I have no pictures of!
He just had breakfast
Jeez. My friends are huge pains in the ass and faggots but I can't imagine all of the shit that comes along with being friends with chicks.