I am courting a Finnish woman on Facebook

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  1. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    And I told her I am 50% French, 25% Irish, 25% Italian. She said I might be trouble because the French and Italians "don't get along". This is my ancestry, it goes way back. She is 100% Scandinavian. Somer Sky, advice?
     
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  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Does she want to move in with you ?
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    I have been dating a Finish woman here for years.

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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    And is she hard on the eyes?
     
  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That was my next question.
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Which one is she ?

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    Don't give her any money when she asks for some.
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Yeah you should have corrected me. It should have been 'and is she tough on the eyes?'
     
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    IDK. Something doesn't sound right based on the little bit of information you gave.
     
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    Those fins are going to be a problem

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Tata and farewell. VIP

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    Do you guys have dates on the internet? That's when you know it's love.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    all northern sasquatches think the "lower" European countries are filled with savages. Just remember the Italians smell marginally better than the French as a gene pool. Don't let her give you any lip, and if it gets to the nookie phase, you "Finnish" wherever you want to and show her who is boss!
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    She is a plain Jane Finn. Blonde, beautiful.
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    I love Somer Sky. Please guide me when I need advice. No cackling! :)
     
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    Go Brazilian.
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    I have had Brazilian 5'11", hips rotate like a machine.
     
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    Which court are you in, criminal or civil. When she asks for money, take her to civil court, the burden of proof is less.
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    No court. It is organic now. Two humans, miles apart, who like each other.
     
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    Okay okay I'll keep the cackle in check! Promise! :rolleyes:
    We really need backstory...how does one pick someone up on Facebook!!???
    Miles/shmiles......be spontaneous get on a plane and go see her! Try the Reindeer and the cloudberries liquor! Take her here and bang the snot out of her
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  20. iloveyoubut

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    If I strike out, you can cackle. But I still love Somer Sky, and dawgshed.
     
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