I am courting a Finnish woman on Facebook

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  1. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    And I told her I am 50% French, 25% Irish, 25% Italian. She said I might be trouble because the French and Italians "don't get along". This is my ancestry, it goes way back. She is 100% Scandinavian. Somer Sky, advice?
     
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  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Does she want to move in with you ?
     
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    I have been dating a Finish woman here for years.

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    And is she hard on the eyes?
     
  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That was my next question.
     
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    Which one is she ?

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    Don't give her any money when she asks for some.
     
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    Yeah you should have corrected me. It should have been 'and is she tough on the eyes?'
     
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    IDK. Something doesn't sound right based on the little bit of information you gave.
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Those fins are going to be a problem

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Do you guys have dates on the internet? That's when you know it's love.
     
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    all northern sasquatches think the "lower" European countries are filled with savages. Just remember the Italians smell marginally better than the French as a gene pool. Don't let her give you any lip, and if it gets to the nookie phase, you "Finnish" wherever you want to and show her who is boss!
     
  13. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    She is a plain Jane Finn. Blonde, beautiful.
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    I love Somer Sky. Please guide me when I need advice. No cackling! :)
     
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    Go Brazilian.
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    I have had Brazilian 5'11", hips rotate like a machine.
     
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    Which court are you in, criminal or civil. When she asks for money, take her to civil court, the burden of proof is less.
     
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    No court. It is organic now. Two humans, miles apart, who like each other.
     
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    Okay okay I'll keep the cackle in check! Promise! :rolleyes:
    We really need backstory...how does one pick someone up on Facebook!!???
    Miles/shmiles......be spontaneous get on a plane and go see her! Try the Reindeer and the cloudberries liquor! Take her here and bang the snot out of her
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  20. iloveyoubut

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    If I strike out, you can cackle. But I still love Somer Sky, and dawgshed.
     
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