I am dating the latest bitch I've ever met

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jun 7, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    We were supposed to meet last Friday at 7, she didn't show up til almost 10

    We were supposed to go to dinner tonight at 7:30, she's not getting here til almost 9

    What the fuck :facepalm:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    And here come the tired "SHE WAS FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE HURR DURR" jokes :rolleyes:
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT BALLOONS

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  4. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    hope her period is on time
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Being constantly late is a sign of being self-centered and thinking the world revolves around you. Dump this cunt.
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    This. But fuck her first if she's hot. You can put up with her tardiness for a little while. Oh and pics or GTFO.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    7:59 p.m. Just texted me that she's leaving

    Jesus Christ
     
  10. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    she is testing you
    to see if you call and how clingy you are
     
  11. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Make your date an hour earlier dummy.
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Nobody texts me, is early, on time or late for me so fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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  14. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    is she black
    maybe she is on cpt :c
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    That smiley you made looks like shit, faggit. Pwned!
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :turkey:
     
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    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I had a boyfriend like that . I told him from now on you have a 20 min window otherwise I'm moving on with my night. He was late next time and I was gone. That was the last time.
    Lay down the law brother
     
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  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Acid Shat Dead

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