I am developing a serious crush on my Yoga instructor

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  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Its completely throwing me off while in class. I can't fucking concentrate on my poses because I am constantly having impure thoughts about her, but I don't want to stop going to her class because I think she is starting to feel me too so now I have to pay to go somewhere else in the afternoon in addition to what I am already paying for the mornings.
     
  2. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It happens
     
  3. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    hittin the gear again ridic? :c
     
  4. bertman19

    bertman19 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Your instructor could never be attracted to a man who does yoga. Kinda gay and faggot.
     
  5. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    The fat gay guy at the deli wants to fuck me.
     
  6. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    Need to switch instructors ASAFP
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  7. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    Whats his name?
     
  8. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    I'm pretending this is the instructor since no pic was provided :nono:

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  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    seriously this thread is worthless without pics
     
  11. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    This is just begging for a spinoff thread.
     
  12. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    something about Yoda?? hmm I got nothing.
     
  13. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Yoda, yogurt, toga the list is endless.
     
  14. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    steve bartlestein news anchor put the moves on me about 20yrs ago in the gym...i told my friends he was gay, no one beleived me, he came out later.
     
  15. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    We're men. What are we thinking about that's NOT impure?
     
  16. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    [video=youtube;SKiYNjPGT7I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKiYNjPGT7I[/video]
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Horny White People Problems :ucoffee:
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    Ridic all these yoga chicks are into coconut water :facepalm:

    That's your in so she'll be all :words: and then you respond how you're all into health :words:
    Then cut it short and leave so she'll want to talk to you more next time.

    Or you can be a dick and drink Gatorade in front of her. They go all Nazi when it comes to health and yantra,mantra = tantra :rolleye:
    cool story bro
     
  20. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    You take Yoga? Before you know it youll be baking on Sunday afternoons and knitting sweaters you huge fag