I am drunk as fuck and running a half marathon in under 5 hours

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too2, Feb 19, 2012.

  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I'll still finish under 1:30, niggas.
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Sounds great. I am drinking away my long day at work and no one could pay me any amount of $$$ to run tomorrow.
     
  3. HAL

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    Really? No amount?
     
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    That's ridic.
     
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    Make sure you post the results by the time I wake up tomorrow
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    For the right price, I would run tomorrow. Let's just say no amount anyone would be willing to pay.
     
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    You're going to die.
     
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    the rain is beating our ass & is supposed to intensify sunday. i love sleeping on the couch on a cold rainey sunday watching stoopid movies.:c our two cats seem to enjoy me farting on them all day.
     
  10. HAL

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    k
     
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    I'm hammered, getting ready for a minor snowstorm, and feeling like David Lee Roth doing the splits off Alex's drum riser!



    Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhawwwwwwwww!!!!!!:c
     
  13. HAL

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    I feel like shit :belch:
     
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    [TABLE]
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    [TD="width: 533, bgcolor: #5B74B6, colspan: 4"]Mississauga Marathon Course Records
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    [TD="width: 533, bgcolor: #E3F1FF, colspan: 4"] Marathon

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    [TD="width: 231"] Daniel Njenga (M)
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    [TD="width: 97, align: center"] 2:20:36
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    [TD="width: 99, align: center"] 2010
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    [TD="width: 94, align: center"] Kenya
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    [/TABLE]
     
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    Still drankin. Fuck it yo. Gonna win me age group. Sup now, son?!?!
     
  17. crash83

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    i'm drunk as fuck and we are expecting floods by the am ...
    Actually i have nothing to add to this thread sorry..




    Oh yeah i'm not running.














    Mario
     
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    I might have runny poops

    I'll update
     
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    This fo sure!!!!
     
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    6:20 miles!!!