I am Flying to Detroit on 9/11

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    In retrospect, not such a good idea. I am in Row 27, seat B. I'm in-between these two gentlemen:

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    If I don't talk to you again, it was fun while it lasted...
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    probably the safest day to fly. I bet half the people on the flights are undercover air marshalls
     
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  3. Dominic GPS

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    I think I'd be more worried about Detroit than the date
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Good luck to you my friend..since most TSA employees are high school drop outs with the IQ of Bobo and haven't caught one frickn' terrorist.

    (I'll post in your MyLazyHand tribute thread) :cheer:
     
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    :haha:
     
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    People still fly these days? :jj:

    Have fun with security playing with your ding dong before you board.
     
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    Between terrorism and Ebola, you're fucked.:sadbye:
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    What are the other airborne germs you can catch on a plane? Lets list them all here :c
     
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    Don't fall asleep.

     
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    well I do get a brief lesbian experience when I get a pat down...:D
     
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    i'm a pretty healthy guy but nearly everytime I fly I get sick. last time I flew I had the worst cold ever for about 5 days and I never get colds. I can't stand present day Howard but I won't blame him for flying in private jets. I would if I had the cash.
     
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    1. Take some extra underwear in your carry-on in the event you can't get your bags if something goes down.

    2. Take plenty of extra cash in case all hell breaks loose, so you can eat, get a room, and rent a car and drive home.
     
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    John Denver should probably stay away from anything having to do with flying! Just sayin'
     
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    You're going to Detroit and you think the plane ride is your biggest worry?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    No lie, I'm going there to close a deal which will pay a Sales Rep over $40,000. I can't believe I work for a company which pays people that INSANE amount of money for what amounts to about 30 hours of their time.

    My take home pay for the job? Nada. Zero. Just a lot more work.

    I think I need to evaluate my options. Maybe I can catch Ebola and pass it around to the deserving.
     
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    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    Let's see...

    Influenza
    Bird Flu(H1N1)
    TB
    Anthrax
    Measles
    Smallpox


    and don't forget Ebola!:hhh:
     
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    @xavier would like to have a word with you.
     
  20. boomer1976

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    May you rest in peace or pieces if you will.

    So long, you will be missed.
     
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