I am Flying to Detroit on 9/11

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MyLazyHand, Sep 10, 2014.

  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    15,280
    Likes Received:
    23,039
    In retrospect, not such a good idea. I am in Row 27, seat B. I'm in-between these two gentlemen:

    [​IMG]

    If I don't talk to you again, it was fun while it lasted...
     
    PelicanWig, Lemmy and smichal like this.
  2. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2012
    Messages:
    3,052
    Likes Received:
    2,577
    probably the safest day to fly. I bet half the people on the flights are undercover air marshalls
     
    PelicanWig, Worm, smichal and 3 others like this.
  3. Dominic GPS

    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan-In-Training VIP

    Reputations:
    721
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    29,320
    Likes Received:
    6,217
    I think I'd be more worried about Detroit than the date
     
    The Drumma, whatsit, Gusbuss and 11 others like this.
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    178,825
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    196,913
    Likes Received:
    126,589
  5. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    12
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    28,614
    Likes Received:
    37,753
    Good luck to you my friend..since most TSA employees are high school drop outs with the IQ of Bobo and haven't caught one frickn' terrorist.

    (I'll post in your MyLazyHand tribute thread) :cheer:
     
  6. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2013
    Messages:
    31,231
    Likes Received:
    31,970
    :haha:
     
  7. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    97,946
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    133,946
    Likes Received:
    117,294
    People still fly these days? :jj:

    Have fun with security playing with your ding dong before you board.
     
  8. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    7,213
    Likes Received:
    7,120
    Between terrorism and Ebola, you're fucked.:sadbye:
     
    PelicanWig, mothra1orbit and smichal like this.
  9. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    97,946
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    133,946
    Likes Received:
    117,294
    What are the other airborne germs you can catch on a plane? Lets list them all here :c
     
    smichal and Tinman like this.
  10. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    7,056
    Likes Received:
    16,376
    Don't fall asleep.

     
    blindbella and smichal like this.
  11. JOHN DENVER

    JOHN DENVER floating around

    Reputations:
    11,480
    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2014
    Messages:
    5,125
    Likes Received:
    4,257
  12. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    12
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    28,614
    Likes Received:
    37,753
    well I do get a brief lesbian experience when I get a pat down...:D
     
    PelicanWig, blindbella and dawg like this.
  13. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2012
    Messages:
    3,052
    Likes Received:
    2,577
    i'm a pretty healthy guy but nearly everytime I fly I get sick. last time I flew I had the worst cold ever for about 5 days and I never get colds. I can't stand present day Howard but I won't blame him for flying in private jets. I would if I had the cash.
     
    reno and 1Vegasgirl like this.
  14. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

    Reputations:
    39,598
    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2012
    Messages:
    15,759
    Likes Received:
    24,787
    1. Take some extra underwear in your carry-on in the event you can't get your bags if something goes down.

    2. Take plenty of extra cash in case all hell breaks loose, so you can eat, get a room, and rent a car and drive home.
     
  15. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2013
    Messages:
    31,231
    Likes Received:
    31,970
    John Denver should probably stay away from anything having to do with flying! Just sayin'
     
    JOHN DENVER, mothra1orbit and Dlist like this.
  16. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

    Reputations:
    6,733
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    8,862
    Likes Received:
    13,738
    You're going to Detroit and you think the plane ride is your biggest worry?
     
    smichal, Beths Arab, reno and 3 others like this.
  17. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    15,280
    Likes Received:
    23,039
    No lie, I'm going there to close a deal which will pay a Sales Rep over $40,000. I can't believe I work for a company which pays people that INSANE amount of money for what amounts to about 30 hours of their time.

    My take home pay for the job? Nada. Zero. Just a lot more work.

    I think I need to evaluate my options. Maybe I can catch Ebola and pass it around to the deserving.
     
    smichal likes this.
  18. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    7,213
    Likes Received:
    7,120
    Let's see...

    Influenza
    Bird Flu(H1N1)
    TB
    Anthrax
    Measles
    Smallpox


    and don't forget Ebola!:hhh:
     
    blindbella and dawg like this.
  19. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2012
    Messages:
    13,718
    Likes Received:
    7,586
    @xavier would like to have a word with you.
     
  20. boomer1976

    boomer1976 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    256
    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2012
    Messages:
    4,268
    Likes Received:
    1,444
    May you rest in peace or pieces if you will.

    So long, you will be missed.
     
    smichal likes this.