I am getting back into the Big Brother program

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too2, Apr 19, 2012.

  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I did it up north, but never signed up down here till now.

    I can't wait to meet my new Little Bro!
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    That kills a lot of free time, bro.

    You sure you don't want to consider taking up smoking weed?
     
  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    eewwww
     
  4. MatthewT

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    catholic seeking out little boys :facepalm:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    that show still on?...i miss jordan
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    So, MatthewT.

    You fucked up pretty bad earlier in life? What did you do? Kill someone? Alcohol? Drugs? Women beating? :munch:



    Oh, wait. Was I supposed to ask via PM? :c
     
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    yes to all :jj:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Lots of prison time? :c
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    And don't PM me anything about anything.

    I hate that faggy feature. :pissed:
     
  10. banksy

    banksy Eat Ritz

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    You're prolly gonna get a lil :afro:

    And you're all :kkk:

    :haha:
     
  11. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    lulz no. did play flag football with the inmates up at Wakefield tho :c
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I worked with a guy in the Big Brother program. It was weird and sad to him at the same time. Its an honorable thing to volunteer for, just don't expect to get some awesome little guy that's going to have a lot in common with you. A lot of these boys are from fucked up backgrounds.

    His little brother and the little brother's mother would hit him up all the time for money and presents. The mother was a sloth and let their dogs go all over the house, so the kid smelled really bad. Also, he had an older brother who was slow and he would also hit this guy up for money and ask to tag along whenever the guy would take his little brother to dinner or the movies. He did not know how to properly behave in public. I have even more stories, but I don't want to bore you with them.

    Just don't go in there expecting some awesome kid. If you get one, that's an extra special bonus. I really hope that you do and the two of you change each other's lives in positive ways.
     
  13. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I don't really like smoking weed.

    Besides that, do you know how quick a random, hot, rich, white girl will go home with you when you tell them you have to get up early to teach some little black dude with no dad how to swim? They will have their panties off before you can even pay your tab.
     
  14. Daveindiego

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    You could teach the kid how to smoke weed.

    I remember the first time I ever saw a Bong. I was all 'how the fuck do I use this thing'. Would have helped if some old dude had taught me.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Actually, I don't think some hot chick is going to cream her panties over that story. I wouldn't work that angle.

    Difficulty closing your wallet because it's so fat is much more impressive to hot chicks.
     
  16. MatthewT

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    yeah, better to snag some rich dude's ATM receipt and casually drop it than drown some little ghetto kid :nocheer:
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I'm not one bit racist. I just hate Jews.

    Both the lil brothers I had up in NYC and Jersey were black. There were a few white kids in the program up there, but not many.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Well......drowning a shitball ghetto kid, and calling it an accident, could be alright too. Just don't tell the hot chick that that is what you're going to do.
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I did for 3 years up north and it was a very rewarding experience for me.

    Thank you for the words of caution though. I will certainly have my guard up.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You'll probably get Lever