I am getting ready to jack off

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Think about that all day. :jj:
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you gonna use a mirror?
     
  3. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Mike, you're gonna miss kick-off.

    Wait until halftime.
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Schtick. Fat schtick. :nojj:
     
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    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    Have you ever read about Buddhism?
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Ravens play at 4
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Pix?
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    What should I jack to
     
  9. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    bbc?
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Stop
     
  11. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    :wtf:
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Lulz
     
  13. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I heard Rock salt and bleach is a great lubricant
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What do you think about Hobbes and his ideas on man against man, when clearly man needs man?
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Asians are using your fat tax dollars on exotic masturbation oils
     
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  18. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Do you plan to edge until then?
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Meanwhile, working stiffs like Mike have to resort to spit!
     
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    @larryluncg
     
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