"I am getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children."

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  1. chapped

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      • "At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs) became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face."


      • "Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaur toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house, I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt."
    The writer is part of a Facebook group called "Christians Against Dinosaurs" which has nearly 4,000 members. While its unclear if the group is satirical or serious, they do claim to be working to remove dinosaurs from school curriculums.

    In the United States, many Evangelical Christians believe in dinosaurs, but they believe dinosaurs shared the Earth with humans. However, scientific evidence indicates a mass extinction event wiped out most dinosaurs 65 million years ago. Humans didn't start evolving until six million years ago.


    http://abc13.com/society/are-dinosaurs-a-65-million-year-old-lie/514514/




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    I wish dinosaurs were still around to eat these dumb motherfuckers. :mad:
     
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    One day, a few years after high school, a buddy I knew (after drinking/smoking) admitted he doesn't believe in dinosaurs either. He thinks dinosaur bones are "all just mixed up bones from other animals." He still think the earth is 4k years old. And there's no way you'll change his pov. Of course, his Dad was a priest so he's been brainwashed from day one.

    It blew my mind. Fucking retard.
     
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    Guess the new Jurassic Park movie wont be a hit with the helicopter moms. :dontknow:

    Move over soccer moms.
     
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    I love the dumbass evangelicals who just completely deny the science of carbon dating. :ublob:
     
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    "many Evangelical Christians believe in dinosaurs, but they believe dinosaurs shared the Earth with humans."

    now we are just making shit up.
     
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    Crazy.

    But then again, how many schoolchildren did 'Christians Against Dinosaurs' behead this month?

    These days you kind of have to keep your 'crazy' in perspective.
     
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    i can almost be okay with people and dinosaurs.... almost, not quite

    but the 4k thing ... come on

     
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    4 i think
     
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    From the title, I thought this thread was going to be about a Mom listening to the Howard Stern Show.
     
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    Y'all Muthafuckas need Dino Jebus:

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    Dinosaurs? They're around.
     
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    Thanks OBarney
     
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    who was banging the hottest cartoon chick in history

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    I saw another FB group that calls themselves The Flat Earth Truthers
     
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    One of those Apocrypha "Lost Books of the Bible" you hear so much about: the Book of Barney.
     
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