I am going to open a steakhouse called MooseKnuckles and

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    It will feature waitresses wearing old school Gloria Vanderbilt jeans or whatever -- the ones with the super high waists that give bitches massive toes.

    And I'm only going to employ chicks with the fattest of pussy mounds, so the knuckles will be extra knuckley.




    Annnyhooo, my question is -- is it legal to interview and hire waitstaff based entirely on mons size?


    Mlaw, I'm looking for some input from your beefy lips.



    Thank you
     
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    :nojj:


    Tick....tick....tick....
     
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    Snoopy, are you for real this domb IRL? Can't be, can you? This is all a work? An elaborate trolljob?
     
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    You misspelled "dumb." I love it when that happens!:cwl:
     
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    [video=youtube;Jne9t8sHpUc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc[/video]:dancin:
     
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    I cant wait for Schmoopy to become a shit mult :jj:
     
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    It ended at 7:37 pm. I didn't become a shit mult and I guess he was able to convince them to take food stamps.
     
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    Cool thread, food stamp licker. :smile:
     
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    He really, really is, Jarj. It's a sight to behold, until it gets a little mind-numbingly boring and for your own sanity and self-preservation of intellect are forced to put him on ignore.
     
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    Can I interest you in a job at MooseKnuckles?
     
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    Is there a dental plan? :bigthink:
     
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    [video=youtube;fk6JJ875x20]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk6JJ875x20[/video]



    Yes, when can your toe be here for an interview?
     
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    :funny:
     
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    There won't be a physical "pat-down", will there? I stuffed my bra for years in public school, so I can make it look real............but it won't pass the pud grasping test. :ohnoes:
     
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    Knuckle

    FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol::cheer:
     
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    Not to change the subject but ...

    Remember the Blue Jeans we used to wear back in the day :wtf:

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    hellllllllllloooooooooo testicles!

    That's GOTTA be uncomfortable.
     
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    No, touching would be inappropriate. A thorough visual inspection to ensure proper moundyness and knuckle definition. We will take great care to ensure that there is a clear definition between the left knuckle and right.
     
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    I'm in my early 30's, gramps. I come from the crazy baggy pants days. These faggot kids these days with their skinny jeans are faggots. My shits gotta breathe. And flow.