I am going to post weird local crime reports here

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  1. smichal

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    [​IMG] bank robbery suspect #2
     
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    Call it a gesture of naked contempt.

    Nabil Benhsaien faces serious charges for allegedly using a hammer to bash women on their heads. But on Monday he was in court for exposing a different kind of tool to an outraged citizen.

    Benhsaien, 37, had been convicted of mischief and committing an indecent act after a short trial.

    Witnesses testified to hearing the air whoosh out of a car tire on the afternoon of Oct. 1, 2013. They then followed Benhsaien, who slashed a second tire before they confronted him.

    Benhsaien responded with a lewd gesture, the court heard, reaching into his pants to reveal his bits and pieces in all their glory.

    Unfortunately for him, one of the witnesses immortalized Benhsaien in flagrante with a cell phone camera. Photos were filed as hard evidence of his guilt.

    Defence lawyer Joseph Addelman argued for a 45- to 60-day jail sentence for Benhsaien, who has amassed a good deal of pre-sentence custody after his October 2013 arrest for an alleged Oct. 22, 2013 hammer attack.

    Crown prosecutor John Semenoff said a sentence of about four months would be appropriate.

    But Benhsaien, who had just received a report on his psychiatric state that suggested he has impulse control and anger management issues, asked for more time to consider his options. Kehoe was happy to oblige.

    He returns to court April 21.

    Benhsaien still faces attempted murder raps and other charges in connection with five hammer attacks that took place between 2010 and 2013.

    A trial on those charges is to begin early next year.

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    Da'Casper the crazy ghost?
     
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    probably named Mohammed Mohammed
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Hammer attacks. Maybe Ballpeen Muhammad.
     
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    Babyfaced would-be bank robber flees empty-handed
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    we just caught the guy who robbed 2 of our banks,as he came to rob a 3rd.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    these 2 stabbed an 18 year old guy in an apartment stairwell
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    Wgas wgaf
     
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    But Benhsaien, who had just received a report on his psychiatric state that suggested he has impulse control and anger management issues,


    when I was a kid being an enormous asshole wasn't a psychiatric disorder
    you were just an enormous asshole
     
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    The first animal has anger issues and poor impulse control. The lawyer is basically asking for a pass because the guy is an asshole. I bet a public caning would fix his impulse control problems. I literally wish the cops could arrive on the scene, review the cell phone footage clearly showing guilt, and fucking curb stomp the guy. Leave him in the street. If he can crawl to a hospital, the charges are dismissed.
     
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    on TV all the bad guys are white :dontknow:
     
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    You own 3 banks? Ballin!
     
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    Here is one I was involved with back in 2007. It made the national news. I was the "rock thrower" :D

    http://helenair.com/news/local/rock...cle_dafd2041-bc17-5245-9d97-b632d9ce98d1.html

    An employee of the Helena Prerelease Center heard something rustling in the bushes so he chucked a rock at the shrub. To his surprise, he heard someone say "Hey, you hit me in the head," according to Helena Police Corporal Bill Tompkins.

    Lo and behold, the rock had hit an escapee the facility was searching for.

    After getting off the bus in Helena instead of his planned destination of Great Falls Friday, Philmore Joseph Necklace, 22, was taken to the Helena Prerelease Center and was set to be transported to Great Falls in the morning, Tompkins said. Instead, Joseph Necklace is now in jail after he fled from the Colleen Street center.

    Necklace was on the bus from a prison in Seattle when he got off at the wrong stop. Tompkins said he was not sure if this misstep was on purpose or an accident. He then got in contact with the Helena Prerelease Center, who transported him from the bus stop to the facility.

    A few hours later, employees noticed that Necklace was missing at about 9:50 p.m., Tompkins said.

    After alerting the police, the employees called back just before 1 a.m., saying they had seen Necklace in the bush outside of the facility. Police located Necklace near the center a short time later hiding behind some barrels and he was taken into custody for probation violation without incident, Tompkins said.
     
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    :lol:
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    I do . SO FUCK OFF
     
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    Nothing on there too exciting this morning, but my go to place is at www.ktla.com . Funny shit always seems to happen in and around Los Angeles.:bounce:
     
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    Sorry! Not a crime story.