I am going to review two new items from the McDonald's dollar menu in here

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    First off, the Buffalo Ranch McChicken

    Personally, I love the McChicken and I can safely say that if you like the McChicken, and you also like Buffalo sauce and Ranch, you will like this


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    Pretty in-depth review. I'm not sure everyone will understand what you're saying.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm not going to dumb down my gourmet jargon
     
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    lettuce :what:
     
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    I had job before this, I had a job before this. Ultimately, it was that job that drove me into this. I worked at an aquarium, an aquarium with lots of money from the government so it was HUUUGGEE! I uh I was a clean n' scrub man we called each other in the C n' S union. I scrubbed the inside of the killerwhaletank. The, and after a while the boys in the C n' S or clean n' scrub we just sort of made it one word: the killerwhaletank, the killerwhaletank uh, the killerwhaletank uh. I'm going into the killerwhaletank UH yeah. I got along with these two big beasts so well, it was like they knew me they looked at me with their hundred year old eyes and it was like they knew me. High, I'd put on my SCUBA gear, my mask, my regulator, {breath} and I'd fall into the tank with nary a sound maybe a pfftt. And then I was underwater. Sometimes, I'd jump out, right in front of the window when people are expecting a killerwhale and they see a human, they get spooked. Spooked. Anyway I'd do that. But I was in the water this particular day, unbeknownst to me, Shamu and Bartholomew, their relationship had grown stale, seems I was going in there so much and looking so good, Shamu took a shining to me, and they're so smart those things ya know they've got all these human emotions, love, lust, GREED, hundred year old eye jealousy. Bartholomew was LIVID. Unbeknownst to me I can't hear a goddamn thing underwater. He came up he was bumping up against me a lot. The stale, killerwhale, bumping up against someone so pale and frail. How was I to know the killerwhale whose relationship had gone stale, well, he brushes up against me sometimes, skin's like sandpaper I say "Hey man, Bartholomew what's up? What's up? What's going on big fella? What is it? What is it? I, I don't wanna steal your mommy, and I sure don't want to take the place of your daddy, I only want to be your friend." And he circled around and I thought we were all patched up and I was scrubbing and he took my- he came up, he came up, he came up, he ripped my left arm off. I mean the killerwhale they're beasts of the deep they're I mean they're quite dossile and friendly in captivity but somewhere along the line, the thousands of years of breeding just snapped and he took my left arm, man he took my left arm, took my fucking left arm. "Wha-What is it Bartholomew?" I spoke to him in a language he could understand, as I came back.
     
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    Chriz, you should do food review videos on the YouTubes.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And then there's THIS

    The BBQ Ranch burger

    Now when I ordered it, I didn't see a picture of it

    It just sounded good

    So I unwrap it and find this


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    It sucked shit

    Fuck Fritos on a burger

    I ate half and threw the rest away
     
  8. Bro

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    That looks dry. And that's not even chicken.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm too shy :shucks:
     
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    Fritos belong on PB&J
     
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    I tried saying that five times fast. Sadly, I failed.



     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Um, I've eaten it

    It's chicken

    I think I know chicken when I taste it, MISTER MAN


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  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Doritos annihilate Fritos
     
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    Why would you get chicken from McDonalds?
     
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    Fritos=ranch living. Common knowledge.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The chicken is good there HEY CHANGE YOUR SIG YOU MOTHER FUCKER :pissed:
     
  17. Bro

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    Tastes like chicken.

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  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck those faggy Matrix movies
     
  19. scoobyla

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    I'm no elitist or healthfood freak, but I'm surprised anyone still eats there.
     
  20. Popeye Saavedra

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    Just get a chicken sandwich from the deli. Only reason to go to McD is to get a burger.