i am going to start a pyramid scheme

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  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    buy in early and make money, buy in late and lose your ass? Who is in?
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    no

     
  3. Satori Brah

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  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    IN! How much?
     
  5. kellyg

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    Failed
     
  6. Shine

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    however much you can afford. the more you put in the more you get out
     
  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    goddamn that kely bitch be mean
     
  8. Shine

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    no i only need 1 investor to make this work at first
     
  9. nserafini

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    Dear Friend,

    As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for
    me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
    My name is MR Adada Muhammadu a Crude Oil merchant in
    Iran,i have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .
    It has defied all forms of medical treatment, and
    right now I have only about a few months to live,
    according to medical experts.
    I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I
    never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my
    business. Though I am very rich, I was never
    generous, I was always hostile to people and only
    focused on my business as that was the only thing I
    cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know
    that there is more to life than just! wanting to have
    or make all the money in the world.
    I believe when God gives me a second chance to come
    to this world I would live my life a different way
    from how I have lived it. Now that God has called
    me, I have willed and given most of my property
    and assets to my immediate and extended family
    members as well as a few close friends.
    I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul
    so, I have decided to give alms to charity
    organizations, as I want this to be one of the last
    good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
    money to some charity organizations in Austra, cameroun,
    liberia,Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has
    deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
    anymore. I once asked members of my family to close
    one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have
    there to charity organization in Bulgaria and
    Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to
    themselves. Hence! , I do not trust them anymore, as
    they seem not to be contended wi th what I have left
    for them.

    The last of my money which no one knows of is the
    huge cash deposit of Eight million dollars
    $8,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security
    Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this
    deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.


    I have set aside 10% for you and for your time.

    God be with you.

    MR Adada Muhammadu
     
  10. Shine

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    wrong scam :facepalm:
     
  11. nserafini

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    Shit thread -------- > I win
     
  12. Shine

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    what do you win?
     
  13. nserafini

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  14. Tigger Please

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    Put together some service via internet that has a thirty day free trial, then $9.95 per month. Offer is free until canceled but it must be done within the free thirty days. Most likely they will forget. Keep billing the credit card until they notice.
     
  15. kellyg

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    Thank u for acknowledging I'm a bitch
     
  16. kellyg

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    Yes but $1 wont get u far
     
  17. Slippy

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    You have my attention, good sir. :popcorn: