I am in a fantastic fucking mood today!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 11, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    It's goddamn Friday, the son of a bitch sun is out and it's warm and I just feel like cumming in each and every one of your fucking faces!



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    pass
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    thanks, but no thanks
     
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    can i cum on your face instead?
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh absolutely I'd be pissed if you didn't
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    thread save
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What you faggots got goin on this weekend
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :dancin:
     
  12. Kanye West

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    im gonna meet up with the harry potter chick tonight and tomorrow im getting my tattoo redone :cheer:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Harry Potter chick? :scratch:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You're meeting Fleur Delacour?



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    the chick i met a couple weekends back...
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Tonight we're going to a friend's to watch the Kitchen Nightmares premiere and then possibly out drinking after, and tomorrow we're going to a BBQ and Sunday we're gonna go play mini golf :yes:
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    reminds me . I gotta catch up on Hell's Kitchen
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I gave up on Hell's Kitchen, simply because every episode felt identical

    OMG WUT YOU CAN'T COOK SCALLOPS? SHUT IT DOWN :cuss:

    Yes I realize you can make that argument with Kitchen Nightmares too
     
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    i hope they dont cook onions, because onions suck
     
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    Meh. Last night's was boring.