I Am In Trouble With The FBI

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  1. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    They emailed me a letter to let me know:

    [FONT=&quot]FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​
    [FONT=&quot]FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​
    [FONT=&quot]J. Edgar Hoover Building, 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​
    [FONT=&quot]NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 USA.[/FONT]
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    FBI.gov is an official site of the U.S. Federal Government, U.S. Department of Justice
    Attention: Funds Beneficiary,
    Ref.: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FINAL WARNING
    This is the final warning you are going to receive from this office and I hope you understand how many times this message has been sent to you? We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your Bank Account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. Your ID which we have in our database has been sent to all the Crimes Agencies in America for them to insert you in their website as Internet Fraudster and to warn people from having any deals with you; this would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the Certificate Signed, Endorsed and Stamped as you where instructed in the e-mail sent to you earlier. This is the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) am using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste; as stated earlier you must do all you can to have the Document Endorsed, Signed and Stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your properties confiscated. You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our Executive Director Mr. James B. Comey, Jr. has already been notified about you getting the process completed and right now the Warrant Of Arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if your ID is placed on our website as a wanted person, I believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in all the local stations that you are wanted by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how I could be of help to you because I would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, I called the Supreme Court of Nigeria and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will assist you securing the document at the sum of US$98.00 Only and I believe this process is cheaper for you. You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our Executive Director Mr. James B. Comey, Jr. has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your Bank Account which is valued at the sum of US$10,500,000.00. I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you 72 hours so that you could get this process done because I learnt that you were sent several e-mail without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that I can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall you. You would make the payment through Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram with the below details. Yours Faithfully. For the FBI Office Mr. Thomas J. Harrington Associate Deputy Director http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/executives/harrington
    TRANSFER TO:- NAME: RAPHEAL OSUAGWU ADDRESS: LAGOS, NIGERIA TEST QUESTION: GOOD TEST ANSWER: GOOD AMOUNT: US$98 MTCN NUMBER: SENDERS FULL NAME: SENDER FULL ADDRESS: DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER Make sure that you didn't hesitate in making the payment down to the agency by today or tomorrow so that they can secure the Certificate without any further delay. After all this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the Bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of US$10,500,000.00 which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while. Note: all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of Terrorism, Money Laundering and Drug Trafficking Charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched. Thanks for your co-operation.
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I better get right on transferring that money to Nigeria. I don't need another federal warrant
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Those wacky A group of lovely people
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    yep you're fucked
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    seems real, better pay up :chair:
     
  6. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    This sounds serious

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  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    this is like the time Baltimoremike told us he was in trouble with the law for being a peeping tom.
     
  8. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I shudder to think that my ID has been sent to "all the Crimes Agencies in America"
     
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    No time to joke around here; I'm going back to the pokie
     
  10. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Email them back. Have some fun and post their replies :yes:
     
  11. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I will. Thank goodness I checked my SPAM folder! This could have been quite the tenses
     
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    yours faithfully :haha:
     
  13. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    I'll send you letters while you are in jail




















    requesting that you send me money
     
  14. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Here is what I sent back so far:

    Oh my god; I'm scared. What do I need to do now? Please don't arrest me. I don't want to end up like Linda Blair in those movies from the 70s.
     
  15. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    If they did a legal name change and had an American address of someone they know it would fool some stupid people, but how it is now is just moronic to fall for.

    I didn't read the whole thing but there is always some kind of spelling error.

    so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.

    and I think they want $98 because I bet $99 or more fraud in Nigeria results in a hand being chopped off.
     
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  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    I bet the response is "click click ooga booga click click click"
     
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    That Nigeria is even more fucked up than Florida with these scams
     
  19. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I would send double the amount just in case
     
  20. Diogenes1

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    ask them if they want bananaskins instead to shield their privates