i am intermittently experiencing a 9 out of 10 on the pain scale

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    My guess is blood clot or anal fissure
     
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    anal clot
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    It feels as though the worlds sharpest glass is piercing my bhole area
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I would perform self surgery if it were feasible
     
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    i'd recommend you go see a doctor or to an ER, but that's just me.
     
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    Roids?
     
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    OP is butthurt.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Yeah. I think this pain is something more though. My money is on blood clot. The pain only comes randomly or when I switch positions.
     
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    Yes it fucking sucks.
     
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    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    What de bloodclot?!
     
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    Posting on the internet makes it more tolerable? :rolleye:
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    What are your thoughts on obtaining medical care?
     
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    Yes
     
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    I'm busy as fuck right now so that's not really an option until tomorrow
     
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    Sounds to me like you need to remove the BBC from your hiney. Contact Baltimore Mike for tips.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Generally, people who claim to be experiencing a pain level that is 9 outta 10 have never experienced a true 9. You are likely only at a 4. :toptip:
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    My doctor always asks me what number my pain is. I never know how to answer. I feel like if I give him too low a number, he won't give me anything for the pain. If I go too high, he'll think I'm faking it.