I am just so tired of the bullshit

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by lilbuddy67, Jan 1, 2014.

  1. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Every fucking corner I turn is just another obstacle to fucking mediocrity. So tired. What is the easiest, least messiest to suicide?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Bridge.
     
  4. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    do you have a car in the garage?
     
  5. LonghornJ

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    I figure a garden hose to the exhaust pipe... just fade away.

    Good luck.
     
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    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Not committing it and taking responsibility for yourself.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Your fam is going to be pissed because they won't get any insurance and will have to foot the bill for burying someone who couldn't deal with life.
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    many policies, after 2 years coverage, will pay out on suicides :grad:
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    shove a $169 suv battery up your ass
     
  10. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Touchdown Central Florida...............wooooooo wooooooooooooo



    oh hello there sorry to get off topic. what was your question?
     
  11. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ya, they figured you been married two years, treat yourself to something nice.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Fucking Baylor's heads are spinning.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    fuck overrated baylor, sec gets screwed again
     
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    :umm:

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    Go to your nearest urban center and wear this

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    I like where this thread is going :coffee:
     
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    Edgy.
     
  18. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    is the op dead yet?
     
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    You can start by replacing "I gave it 110%" to just simply saying I gave it a 100%.