I am losing my motherfucking mind.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Oct 13, 2015.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I was watching this YouTube and blew on my phone at 1:56. SRS :facepalm:

     
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  3. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    When watching TV, if one of the actors is blocking something on the screen that I want to see (i.e. female nudity), sometimes I will lean to the left or right to try to see. :oops:
     
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  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I've done that :jj:
     
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  5. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    I was once hitting on a Mexican girl and I asked if she spoke Mexican. :oops:
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    When I'm looking at screenshots of video games, I try and work the controls used in that game to pan around.
     
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    I once shouted out in a movie the answer a guy was mouthing to his girlfriend across the room.
    (In the movie)
    :facepalm:
     
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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    That's pretty cool. It would be fun to restore guitars.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I was wondering what I could do with my ten thousandth gauge precision razor saw.
     
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    I yelled at a dude running with a football on a televised broadcast of a football game.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Don't all guys do that?
     
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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP Gold

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    I used to take the bus to school & this Mexican mom & her retarded son were always on there too. For a while, I used to think to myself that he couldn't be too retarded if he could speak a foreign language (Spanish)!!!!
     
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    I was attending a video presentation on a large projected screen at my work, the presentation had an explosion with a bunch of dirt and concrete flying right towards the camera, I for whatever reason did a sort of half duck in my chair then quickly realized what I just did and I started coughing hard to pretend like that's why I ducked, not sure if anyone noticed or not. Would have been funny as hell if someone started laughing. :snicker: I think I was really hungover that day and that video just caught me at the right time.
     
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    Ffs, I did that when I was in high school. There was this mexican chick named Jackie and she had the biggest tits in the universe. I always hit on her but she wanted nothing to do with me. Well one day out of the blue she warmed up to me. We were sitting talking for like 10 minutes and then I asked if she spoke Mexican. And that was that. :facepalm:
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    yes. when someone is about to decapitate Tom Brady from the blindside, i jump up and yell "LOOK OUT, TOMMY!"

    srs
     
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    I still banged mine. :c
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    i ff to the 1:50 mark and was going to make sarcastic comment. i'm still watching at 4:01 and almost blew at my laptop.

    you bastard.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :jj:
     
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    I was watching television with my Grandmother when I was a kid. There was a German man giving his dog commands. My Grandmother asked me how the dog understood German.
     
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    Drop em love. :madsex: