I AM MARK MAYONNAISE

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    [​IMG]
     
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    I have a lot of photoshops to rename now.

    Fuck.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    This just in.....

    Marky Mayo wears princess hoodies and makes gray steak.

    Do not be alarmed, he is homo.
     
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    Ketchup
     
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    harry horsey sauce i coulda lived with
    this is just a buncha bullshit
     
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    raw fucking eggs and oil make white goo
     
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    Let it go man. Mayo is a friend to all.
     
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    @dawg delete my account while you allow this disgusting globule of bleh to post here
     
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    keep reading
     
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    :pray:
     
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    Hey Mark, you seem familiar...
     
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    Over the course of the next few weeks I shall be undergoing a massive re-photoshopping effort the likes of which have never been witnessed.

    With the advent of modern technology I will be able to go in, frame by frame, and reedit the artworks to correctly represent this new persona. The differences may be subtle at times, but I think you'll agree in the end it will all be worthwhile.

    As an example of my commitment to my craft, here is a photoshop of the poster formerly known as Chriza:

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    Here we have the first of many re-worked photoshops that will be appearing alongside your current favorites as soon as me and my team can produce them.

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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :bigthink
     
  20. BrulesRules

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    He almost has as many posts as you already Chuck. :eek: