I am not a creep

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I realized this the other day when I pulled my phone out and decided to have a nice wank. After perusing some clips online, suddenly I seen Riley Reid (my favorite) in a cheerleader outfit, in a thumbnail, and I'm like SOLD and without stopping to check any of the keywords or tags, I whipped out my fuckstick and began to fap away.

    Right away I notice something is off. The dude does not look "porny" enough, he looks like a friendly, somewhat dumpy, 50 year old, but I'm only here to watch his cock get sucked so I'm like whatever lulz. Then a couple minutes into the story, the truth becomes clear: it's a father-daughter fantasy. And no, not stepfather-stepdaughter, I spray cum to those all the time, this was clearly supposed to be a biologically related parent and child.

    Well I gotta be honest, I tried to hang in there, squeezing back tears as I stroked my meat to the most horrible thing I've ever seen, but after a few minutes I was so disgusted I turned it off and took a shower. I guess I'm surprised that I was that offended by it, seeing as how I'm not exactly the moral center of the universe. Could you cum to that?


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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Oh if anyone wants that clip I'll post it though
     
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    I just fapped to you fapping. Am I a creep?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    No I once was jerking off and right before the moment of triumph I accidentally looked into a mirror and saw my own face and I looked so hot I came to myself
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    But I only looked so hot because I was so full of passion
     
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    fucking, yes. Fapping, no.
     
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    I go hard when I fap
     
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    Go hard or go home!
     
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    You inspired me to make a thread
     
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    Think I'll get Jimmy John's for lunch
     
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    why are you fapping? just bang your girlfriend
     
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    You conceited bastard.... now post that Riley link.
     
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    Now I can't find it just trust me it was gross
     
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    It's a pretty good thread not gonna lie
     
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    thank you.

    Riley Reid is pretty cute and has a nice butt.
     
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    omfg