I am noticing a bend

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    In my penis, well its actually more of a lilt, but it makes it curve upward slightly so its all like BOOM OH HELLO THERE G-SPOT
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    switch hands
     
  3. Brian

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    You wouldn't know a g-spot if you 'bumped' into it.

    ROR
     
  4. gilaet

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    bump
     
  5. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Does it make those bumpy nodules show even more?
     
  6. newcastlefan

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    i used to have a bend, but then i got old and all the really hot girls died. the new girls look like crack whores, so my old bend is gone.
     
  7. Double Blizz

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    I love it when they squirt. :coffee:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj:
     
  9. gilaet

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    so gay
     
  10. Double Blizz

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    You must be gay if you don't like a female that squirts
     
  11. face palm

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    so now you jerk it to guys?
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    Careful! After it starts to bend, it gets all bumpy.
     
  13. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i didnt expect any bumpy comments in this thread
     
  14. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    3/10
     
  15. gilaet

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    Chriza's bent and bumpy cock is female?
     
  16. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    lil piggies?
     
  17. Double Blizz

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    You know what,I probably should have been more clear on what I was talking about.[​IMG]
     
  18. gilaet

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    It is what it is. :grad:
     
  19. Popeye Saavedra

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    Did you ever even make Fem Perfection cum?
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Of course :no: