I am so bored

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Feb 16, 2016.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Entertain me you pukes
     
  2. Tuesday

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    Fuck off.
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    If you hold the head steady, I'll "milk the cow"



































    You bulbous queer

    :lo5:
     
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    work on your yoga
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Trash mouth!
     
  6. Mr. Potato Head

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    Why do you have so many bras? There's no reason to have more than 5.
     
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    whaaaaa
     
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    I must have over 20, but you're right... I only have about 5 in heavy rotation. :bigthink
     
  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    If Mike was an actual egg ---- and not just an egg-shaped human--- how would you cook him ???

    Over-Easy for me :buffet:
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Can I buy one?
     
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    Send me $20 and a 2 year subscription to MAD Magazine and it's yours.
     
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    there is this chick here who is training us on a new machine we got should I take a creeper pic?
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    ADDRESS?
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    stump
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Just send it to the Planned Parenthood on 11th Street. I'm there more often than I am at home these days. :down:
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    How many times you been scrapped?
     
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    How much for panties?
     
  20. Mack

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    The answer to that is always a yes.