I am so fucking hung over i want to die

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Oct 21, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    All day. Worst hangover ever.

    Bedridden the entire day almost

    Please kill me
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    take some tylenol
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    no DON'T, I was kidding.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    it's bad for you
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I don't wanna get up

    I barfed 3 times today
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Drink gatorade, eat a burger, take a shit and go to bed.
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Oh and I almost forgot, wash your pussy.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I been drinking Gatorade and Fresca

    I haven't been able to eat all day

    I'm hungry but I know nothing will stay down
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    you're already fucked anyway. too late to fix it now. drink water and wait.
     
  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    damn, not sure I've ever been that bad
     
  12. JJR

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    You probably shouldn't have had so much to drink. :grad:
     
  13. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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  15. HaroldJackson

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    It gets better.
     
  16. JJR

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    Shouldn't've :grad:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You're like Brett Favre in that commercial

    "I would have double bagged it"
     
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    Its 11:30 PM :wtf:
     
  19. Slippy

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    Tequila play any role in this? Tequila is EVIL.
     
  20. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    how bout a nice greazzzy pork samwich served in a dirty ashtray