i am the last poster in three threads on page one...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by freds, Dec 1, 2015.

  1. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    this means i'm a loser.

    the over/under is 2.5
     
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  2. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Or...a winnuh!!!
     
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  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Phil did the whole front page once.
     
  4. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    3-5 am doesn't count.
     
  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Two drinks before calling everyone a cunt.
     
  7. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    :snicker:

    Yer welcome, @freds!!!

    I think @Chriza takes last spot most, doesn't he?

    (I'm not here in the ovahnites--beauty sleep, dammit!!!)
     
  8. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Someone at SFN would always write something out on the front page in the middle of the night using one letter thread titles.

    I tried to do it once but misspelled a word so then I had to make a bunch of bullshit threads to hide my mistake on pages 2-3. :facepalm:
     
  9. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I've been there. It is a humiliating experience.
     
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  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Thinking of you in these difficult times
     
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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    MY SON DIED 5 YRS AGO AND I STILL HAVE NOT HAD THE MONEY TO BURY HIM. IT HAS BEEN SO HARD ON ME AND HIS CHILDREN TO GIVE HIM HIS DIEING WISH WHICH WAS TO BE BURIED NEXT TO HIS GRANDMOTHER. FAMILY PLOTS ARE IN DUNBAR WEST VIRGINIA . I LIVE IN FORSYTH MISSOURI. SOON AFTER HE DIED I GOT BLADDER CANCERTHEN LUNG CANCER THEN THROAT CANCER THEN NOSE CANCER NOW THIS WEEK I HAD SURGERY FOR BLADDER CANCER AGAIN. I NEED TO GET MY SON TAKEN CARE OF I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE LEFT TO TAKE HIM HOME. IF EVERY ONE WOULD GIVE A DOLLAR OR WHAT EVER THEY COULD I CAN MAKE MY GOAL. GO TO FUNDME.COM THEY WANT $800.00 JUST TO DIG THE GRAVE. AND I HAVE TO FLY HOME WITH HIM I WILL NOT BURY HIM ALONE HE WAS MY BABY. HE LEFT ME WITH TWO YOUNG CHILDREN TO RAISE AND I HAVE DONE THE BEST I CAN. BUT THEY CRY BECAUSE HIS WISH HAS NOT BEEN DONE. PLEASE HELP TAKE MY SON HOME.
     
  12. Tuesday

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    Nose cancer? Where do I send my dollar?
     
  13. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    How do you blow your nose? You're so brave.
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She has two different gofundme pages, too. I was going to report her for that but I think she's a little slow.
     
  15. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    My friend has a gofundme for her 8 year old pug dog. His back legs don't work and he drags himself around, shitting and pissing everywhere. He also has encephalitis, so he's mainly retarded. They can't operate because he's too fucked up so now they're subjecting the poor thing to acupuncture. :facepalm:
     
  16. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    Man, those grave diggers make a lot of money. I need to invest in one of these.

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  17. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Unbelievable how lazy we've become. Panhandlers don't even need to leave the house anymore to sucker people into giving them money.
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Acupuncture?! I guess it sounds harsh, but I'd put him down. He's not functioning in his brain or his body.
     
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  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It pays for itself with just two or three deaths.
     
  20. Tuesday

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    Girl... I'm with you 100%.
    She does this with all her animals. Lets them linger about in pain because it's "too hard" to let them go.
    She once had a cat who was basically a skeleton laying, pissing and eating on a chair for 6 months.

    So bloody selfish.
     
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