I am the second coming.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Aug 24, 2012.

  1. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    That's right bitches. I am the son of God.

    Suck it.
     
  2. Gwarn1

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    Well that's all the proof I need
     
  3. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    And you're all going to hell. Muahahahahaha!!!!
     
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    Shit
     
  5. Krusty

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    Good , that's where all the cool people are anyway .
     
  6. Bro

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    All I need now is to be crucified on a cross like the old testament predicted.

    Where can I find a Roman Army?

    Wait, I can start a new religion.

    LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER.
     
  7. Bro

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    No I'm not Darth Vader although he was born of a virgin mother. :whistle:

    I'm not Luke either.

    As a matter of fact I'm a myth. Much like Star Wars.

    PWNED

    BITCHES
     
  8. Slippy

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    I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you have been imbibing this fine evening?
     
  9. MrWarmth

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    I just came in from the bushes!

    :artiejj:
     
  10. MrWarmth

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    And what's this hockey puck goin all on about? :wtf:
     
  11. Slippy

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    Honing your stalking skills? :scratch:

    :crazy:
     
  12. MrWarmth

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    Honing my STALKING skills?! What the fuck are YOU goin all on about?!
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Well what the hell were you doing in the bushes??!!!
     
  14. MrWarmth

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    Oh! I was shmokink some wees.




    And stop yelling



    edit: weed....not wees
     
  15. Slippy

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    I'm sorry for yelling.

    I was just confused as to what somebody would be doing hanging out in the bushes at 4:30 in the morning! :hug:
     
  16. MrWarmth

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    Oh it's a scene, man
     
  17. P-B

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    Did TSC finally pass out?
     
  18. Slippy

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    I envision him drooling on his keyboard with his pecker in his hand.
     
  19. MrWarmth

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    I gotta go make my lunch for work
     
  20. Skeebosh

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    You are just confused.
    The second coming just means you beat off twice.