I am trying to bang a girl to the theme to Game of Thrones any advice?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Like my dad used to tell me when I was a kid, Son one day they will invent Game of Thrones and if you can find a girl to make love to you to that theme song...then u bring that girl to meet your mom

    I just need to know if she's the one
     
  2. HowieHasBeen

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    Head or behead.
     
  4. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Tell her she looks as hot as the Khaleesi and you want to role play. Maybe you can get her to dress up like her too as bonus points.
     
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    Bravo sir.

    Tell your wife to dress as Khaleesi and you dress as Hodor.
     
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    Doesn't seem to have a good cadence for fucking.
     
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  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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  8. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Are you kidding? Thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust, thrust thrust thrust thrust
     
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    "Bathroom break!!!"

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    Run......now.....
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    Yes, you close with the swirl. There's a progression
     
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  12. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    What a lucky girl
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    I don't see a mommy meeting in her future...
    Maybe she Likes pickles and chips in her tuna sangweech!???
     
  15. chapped

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    She has great set of boobs but I think she might try to slip a Pinky in my butt
     
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    :jj:
     
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    This seems like you are just prepping the board for a joint announcement that you're coming out (gay) and joining Larry, Inc.

    In the off chance I'm wrong, a playlist will achieve this quite easily.
     
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    If she's fat just play it and tell her to shut her pie hole.
     
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    Fuck all night version

     
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  20. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I bet Pooh is down with GOT

    :marx: