I am trying to bang a girl to the theme to Game of Thrones any advice?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Like my dad used to tell me when I was a kid, Son one day they will invent Game of Thrones and if you can find a girl to make love to you to that theme song...then u bring that girl to meet your mom

    I just need to know if she's the one
     
  2. HowieHasBeen

    HowieHasBeen VIP Extreme Gold

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    Head or behead.
     
  4. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Tell her she looks as hot as the Khaleesi and you want to role play. Maybe you can get her to dress up like her too as bonus points.
     
  5. NyMarkNy

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    Bravo sir.

    Tell your wife to dress as Khaleesi and you dress as Hodor.
     
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    Doesn't seem to have a good cadence for fucking.
     
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  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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  8. chapped

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    Are you kidding? Thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust, thrust thrust thrust thrust
     
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    "Bathroom break!!!"

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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Run......now.....
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    Yes, you close with the swirl. There's a progression
     
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  12. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    What a lucky girl
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    I don't see a mommy meeting in her future...
    Maybe she Likes pickles and chips in her tuna sangweech!???
     
  15. chapped

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    She has great set of boobs but I think she might try to slip a Pinky in my butt
     
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    :jj:
     
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    This seems like you are just prepping the board for a joint announcement that you're coming out (gay) and joining Larry, Inc.

    In the off chance I'm wrong, a playlist will achieve this quite easily.
     
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    If she's fat just play it and tell her to shut her pie hole.
     
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    Fuck all night version

     
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  20. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I bet Pooh is down with GOT

    :marx: