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I am Worrid about My friend CHriza and I am worried about my Friend Schmoopy

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Chriza posted on his facebook last night that he was going to be eating and we would not be hearing from him for the next eight hours. Its been well over 24 It has led me to believe he is in a food coma. Schmoopy should be busy for BLack friday but I have a feeling that he took Ritalin last night and is on a Bender and might either be popping off in the store or at home jerking off to His paysite HOtmovies.com
     
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    Mack stirrer of shit VIP

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    You know Stoopy is jerking it like a BEAST today.
     
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    schmoopy is an artist
     
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    Doesn't Ritalin shrink ur dink?
     
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    they are out trying to find you that fucking TV you asked for.
     
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    How was you cunt Gramdma's dressing?
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Isn't Chriza trying to get laid in Seattle this weekend?
     
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    Better than her cunt dressing, I hope.
     
  9. Super Mario

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    no steroids do
     
  10. Super Mario

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    amazing just like everything else. Im still eating leftovers.
     
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    Steroids shrink your balls and actually make your dick bigger.


    So I heard. :coffee:
     
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    The Hulkster looked pretty big in that video with Bubba's wife. I'm sure he took a cycle or two
     
  13. Dick Gozinya

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    moopy probably still reeling from dad delivering his Thanksgiving food in a brown paper bag again this year. Heard he dumps that shit at moop's door, rings the bell, and hightails it the fuck outta there. :jj:
     
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    How do you get high from Ritalin? I thought it was used to calm hyper people down.
     
  15. Dick Gozinya

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    Oh, and Chriza was going to eat food with a fat chick in Seattle this weekend.
     
  16. Dick Gozinya

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    moops found a way.
     
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    his dad gave him egg nog and half a pumpkin pie and some bagels
     
  18. Dick Gozinya

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    Ate the turkey in the car on the way over?
     
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    Ritalin provides the same effects as cocaine for most people in the sense that it creates focus and alertness. I find Ritalin to be an adequate alternative when I am unable to score some coke.
     
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    So kids who take it at school are pretty much coked up?
     

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