i am writing a civil war novel

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  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    this small town yokel gets swallowed by the machinery of war and shat out after the Battle of Fredericksburg as a deserter.

    fear and chaos

    i hope i have the strength to finish it.
     
  2. Chriza

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    Nobody believes anything you say ever. :beer:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    And the part where he poses as a girl so he can get confederate cock pics happens in chapter 3?
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    :jj:
     
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    Spoiler alert. :coffee:
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I juss watched a tha Civil War movie that had Zombies in it...Pretty cool.
     
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    does he end up working in a vacuum cleaner store? :wtf:
     
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    is Amanda in it?
     
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    is that amanda?
    i don't get it ?
    do you need a smoothie ?
     
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    you just ruined this thread :facepalm:
     
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    say what? :coffee:
     
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    You have research assistants. Those civil war folks are fact checkers
     
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    fuck the facts

    it isn't about facts
     
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    Will you insert some Dawg Shed references in there for a goof?
     
  16. DarkFriday

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    A civil war story?

    Golly.

    Nobody has done one of those.

    Today. :coffee:
     
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    not the way I'm doing it
     
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    Fight the good fight :up:

    Add zombies if ya want it to sell.
     
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    thanks!
     
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