I know, I'm shattering minds out there and no I'm actually never expecting to sleep with them. But, if you're waiting on me and you've got big boobs you're getting a serious tip even if the service is shitty. Somehow I feel compelled. Points too for real boobs. Heavy or thin the big tip is yours. Shit, when I'm drinking it's easily 100% per drink.
as long as they keep the free bread coming they get a good tip..if they are cute that doesn't hurt. Bread is more important in this situation.
Well, don't forget to tip THIS horrid waitress .... http://www.chubbbster.com/post/11332805750/victoria-liss-is-a-bad-person-but-not-because-shes
Seriously, I know there's something wrong with me and I'm fine with that and have no intention of changing. I went to lunch at Hooter's the other day and was served by a nice gal that was born for her job at hooters and tipped $5 on a chicken sandwich and ice tea. This morning at coffee with my wife and a friend no less I gave a pleasantly plump gal across the counter $3.50 on a $6.50 order of coffee (god damn she had huge fucking tits!!-coffee was terrible and yes I'll return) For any Portland peeps out there I'm going to Clyde's Common tonight and I'll be doling out free cash to the huge titted bar maids no doubt. Last week I put down $50 on top of an $88 bill. God damn she had nice tits. That's one great thing about Portland is that all the chicks are chubby here so a lot of extra breast-meat.
Ah yah, there's some fatty's there. Awesome coffee shop 50 yards away (Stumptown) and you can watch the the chubbettes roll down the street to git some of that voodoo goodness. Interesting side note, right next door is the adult theatre where there is virtually a 24 hour theatre where amateurs are fucking in public. Porns in the background and some local Portland gal and her man go in there and have sex in front of all the other hard up dudes and let the dudes jack off in front of them and sometimes let them participate with them. No joke or exaggeration. Not much of a police force in Portland. Shit get's wild compared to a real city.
That was pretty awesome. She must be some piece of work for the dude to write something like that on a receipt.
Nice shots seriously and thats a really pretty girl but if she was two cup sizes bigger I would have tipped an extra $50. No joke. Just returned from a house party where the totally lesbien (no chance of getting laid whatsoever) gal I was totally chattering with, the hostesses daughter, and the totally braless (hippy chick) 30 DD 55 grey haired hostess herself with big 'ol swinging titties were "awArded" with me leaving the party and buying 2 cases of premium beer with bags of ice without even a comment. I left as quietly as I arrived and layed nothing but complete respect for the awesome chest meat that was in full representation. The birthday boys son had a wife that was insanely hot in the natural breast department which I refrained from ogling since he was a service man(she had to be a 32 D easy.
Doesn't seem very arbitrary to me. In fact, it seems quite deliberate. "Arbitrary" would mean you're tossing out big tips, despite any difference among and between the server's appearance and or performance.
Sorry, I was thinking amongst big titted waitresses. Flat chested and good service will also get a good tip but nothing like a well hootered gal.
