I ask my wife if i could go to the rub and tug

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Sep 6, 2015.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

    Reputations:
    25,041
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    77,397
    Likes Received:
    18,756
    Since we cant have sex for awhile. She said no :nocheer:
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Not TBTE Material VIP

    Reputations:
    39,375
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    34,480
    Likes Received:
    23,120
    No suckie suckie.
     
    GLguygardner likes this.
  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

    Reputations:
    44,884
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    217,464
    Likes Received:
    48,000
    lies
     
  4. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2012
    Messages:
    31,614
    Likes Received:
    26,997
    When you have sex again you're going to come to fast.
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

    Reputations:
    25,041
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    77,397
    Likes Received:
    18,756
    Fucking thing sucks
     
  6. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    57,764
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    76,107
    Likes Received:
    31,523
    Is her jaw broken?



    Team HAL!! :woot:
     
    GLguygardner and DiamondGoddess like this.
  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    57,764
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    76,107
    Likes Received:
    31,523
    Mike's wife sounds like a real dick.
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

    Reputations:
    25,041
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    77,397
    Likes Received:
    18,756
    Hey
     
  9. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

    Reputations:
    44,884
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    217,464
    Likes Received:
    48,000
    Wife can still tug you Mike.
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    22,261
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    216,561
    Likes Received:
    43,244
    Buffalo Butt needs his sex.
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    22,261
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    216,561
    Likes Received:
    43,244
    Buffalo Butt's all testosterone.
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    30,107
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,939
    Likes Received:
    53,396
    MyFreeCams like a mug.
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

    Reputations:
    25,041
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    77,397
    Likes Received:
    18,756
    When is the last time you got laid? :munch:
     
    Napoleon V likes this.
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    30,107
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,939
    Likes Received:
    53,396
    If you're in the Baltimore area beware of a chubby guy in a trenchcoat using the library or starbucks wi-fi.
     
    DiamondGoddess and Napoleon V like this.
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    30,107
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,939
    Likes Received:
    53,396
    Extra careful if he has a dixie cup.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Happy Thanksgiving! VIP

    Reputations:
    74,942
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    56,996
    Likes Received:
    33,176
    I thought it said "we," not "wife."
     
    Chriza and ChuckZ like this.
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    22,261
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    216,561
    Likes Received:
    43,244
    WTF?:mad:

    This isn't about me, hot dog pkg. neck!
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

    Reputations:
    25,041
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    77,397
    Likes Received:
    18,756
    :hhh:
     
  19. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh **** VIP

    Reputations:
    16,494
    Joined:
    May 10, 2012
    Messages:
    9,310
    Likes Received:
    8,341
    He chooses not to have sex with the ladies for whatever reason.:rolleyes:
     
  20. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

    Reputations:
    44,884
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    217,464
    Likes Received:
    48,000
    You can volunteer, not really cheating.