I ask my wife if i could go to the rub and tug

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Since we cant have sex for awhile. She said no :nocheer:
     
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    No suckie suckie.
     
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    lies
     
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    When you have sex again you're going to come to fast.
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Fucking thing sucks
     
  6. Mr. Potato Head

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    Is her jaw broken?



    Team HAL!! :woot:
     
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  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    Mike's wife sounds like a real dick.
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Hey
     
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    Wife can still tug you Mike.
     
  10. Schmoopy

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    Buffalo Butt needs his sex.
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    Buffalo Butt's all testosterone.
     
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    MyFreeCams like a mug.
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    When is the last time you got laid? :munch:
     
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    If you're in the Baltimore area beware of a chubby guy in a trenchcoat using the library or starbucks wi-fi.
     
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    Extra careful if he has a dixie cup.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I thought it said "we," not "wife."
     
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    WTF?:mad:

    This isn't about me, hot dog pkg. neck!
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    :hhh:
     
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    He chooses not to have sex with the ladies for whatever reason.:rolleyes:
     
  20. ChuckZ

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    You can volunteer, not really cheating.