I ate a cheeseburger against my will this weekend

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I went with the family to Red Robin and I really wanted the Whiskey River BBQ Chicken Wrap.


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    But it's my Mom's birthday week and she has the Red Robin club card which entitles her to one free burger that week. But no one else was getting a burger. So, in order to use this perk, I had to change my order to a burger. :rolleyes:
     
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    Love their banzai burgers. Messy fuckers that they are.
     
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    It is quite amusing that you still hold onto your past as an obese member of society, when in fact you are nothing close to it now.
     
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    You poor soul- having to eat a burger... tell us how you survived such an ordeal?
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I couldn't even get a chicken sandwich. It HAD to be a burger. :rolleye:

    Ridiculous. The chicken sandwich I wanted actually cost less than the burger.

    Fuckheads
     
  8. banksy

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    You went Blue Ribbon, dintcha. :D
     
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    Are you saying you were food raped ?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Well fuck yes I did

    I wanted chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicken though :tears:
     
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    I like their Teriyaki Chicken Burger with sauce and pineapple. Also, I dig their fries unless they've changed them up in the past few months. It's been a little while since I've been there.

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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I feel more like I threw myself on a grenade to protect my family so they could eat what they wanted.

    Whenever we go there, I'm the only one who gets anything burger related, it's ridiculous. They eat at Red Robin like dickheads.
     
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    :nono: I cannot endorse pineapple on a burger.
     
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    :dancin: I had one Friday and I'm already looking forward to our next visit.

    The Royal Red Robin is out. The Blue Ribbon is king of all Red Robin burgers. :buffet:
     
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    me likes the burger with the egg on top :hump:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yes, I've believed this for years

    To make the meal better, sprinkle their seasoning salt on your fries and dip them in their honey mustard :grad:
     
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    I've never eaten at a red robin. Now I'm afraid that when I finally do, I will expect so much that it will be disappointing no matter how good it is.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My favorite fries in the world

    And they're UNLIMITED :dancin:


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    you hang out with you mom

    lol
     
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    when i think of red robin i think about bottom less french fries