i ate a grape today that was so juicy i almost drowned.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Jul 30, 2013.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    88,512
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    there's really not much more to say about that grape.
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

    Reputations:
    109,653
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    44,273
    Likes Received:
    16,721
    green seedless?
     
  3. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

    Reputations:
    92,888
    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2012
    Messages:
    154,253
    Likes Received:
    12,127
    No u didn't.
     
  4. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

    Reputations:
    92,888
    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2012
    Messages:
    154,253
    Likes Received:
    12,127
    Why do u lie
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    88,512
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    totes! :cheer:
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    88,512
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    i got more of them.
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    88,512
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    it was so big i had to eat it in two bites.
     
  8. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

    Reputations:
    48,548
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    26,141
    Likes Received:
    8,041
    Grapes pretty much kick ass drowning or no.
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    88,512
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    it was so good. i totally couldn't breathe because of the juice from the grape that filled my lungs. my face turned red an i couldn't clear the juice even with coughing.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    88,512
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    i'm going to go downstairs, blaze a little something, and take a picture of these giant grapes.
     
  11. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    785,824
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    180,099
    Likes Received:
    99,866
    [​IMG]
     
  12. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

    Reputations:
    29,441
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,310
    Likes Received:
    1,738
    Not feeling your av, like the gingers more.
     
  13. Avalon

    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

    Reputations:
    298,526
    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2012
    Messages:
    33,997
    Likes Received:
    51,565
    japanese grapes??! thoze are like, the size of small lightbulbs
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

    Reputations:
    109,653
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    44,273
    Likes Received:
    16,721
    They should put warning labels on grapes.
     
  15. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

    Reputations:
    217,528
    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2012
    Messages:
    20,753
    Likes Received:
    36,662
    not the best grape story ever, but definitely one of the better grape stories i've read.
     
  16. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    -9,414
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    25,617
    Likes Received:
    8,173
    Another shit thread from you bro that's too bad. Your boy Dio finally has a good one going looks like he is distancing himself from you an showing himself to be a better poster than you. Hey you still got more talent then wiseau.
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    88,512
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    [​IMG]
     
  18. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

    Reputations:
    217,528
    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2012
    Messages:
    20,753
    Likes Received:
    36,662
    holy shit that's big grape.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    88,512
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    :lol: that hipster guy gots style.

    valid criticism.

    i think they were chinese grapes, because they chok mi.

    it wouldn't matter. there's no way you can prepare for this.

    legit point.
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    88,512
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    i know!!!!! right????